Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

Can I get something that's got a lethal amount of alcohol in it? Please and thank you.
Also Vote: Chocopi
As much as existence pains me, I agree that we need to focus down on some of these lurkers.
I got dibs on Beruru.

Yeah, dem lurkers gotta go. I'll respect only the bravest shanker that laughs in the face of pointy knives. As for the drink, Mix: True Kamikaze

True Kamikaze
2x750ml bottles of Triple Sec
2x750ml bottles of Triple Distilled Vodka
1.5 Liters of Lime Juice
30ml of Bartender's Secret
Watermelon

Pour all ingredients into a bucket. Add 500 grams of ice.
Stir with the flat end of an oar. Garnish with half a watermelon jammed onto the rim of the bucket.
Serve.

Now, as a responsible bartender I must let you know that even if you drink a portion of this discontented beverage you will be severely intoxicated tonight and have a painful hangover tomorrow. Should you choose to drink all of your death-wish-in-a-pail, you will probably die. "This message brought to you by BiRD, the Bitches for Responsible Drinking."
"Drinks up!"

EBWORTCLBIP (Edit By Way Of Reading The Chat Log Before I Post): Amos, you're more than welcome to come and collect the drink you requested from the bar. It's not like our waiter is earning their tips anyway. Same goes for the rest of you. This day won't last forever.