Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)

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Shank A Bitch 3 Day Six: The Handsman Cometh (10/71 Alive)
RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive)
ALRIGHT BITCHES

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Heatproof blubber? More like landlubber
That rhyme scheme was a total fluke
Can't say I'm a lover of rapping flubs
like, what I'm ceta-cean from you

You're just doing laps in seaworld
Well I've seen the world; it was fuckin' blue
Here's my orca-stration of your devastation
Let me proceed to narwail on you

Under the sea
Under the sea
Hip-hop-a-potmas
Got nothing on us
Take it from me
Go back to your benthic zone
Vent to your hydrothermal home-bros
While I get kraken
On sending y'all packing
Under the sea

Does this schooling make you feel Yangtzy?
Or are you blind to the turning tide?
Your prose lacks a certain porpoise
You're beached as, bro, it can't be denied
My raps took a pelagic out of
The big man Wailord, king of the slam
Yours took a leaf from some dragalge
Grab that dragline, bail while you can!

Under the sea
Under the sea
If you wanted pacific
Should have asked specific
To not rap with me
Stickin' out like dorsal fins
See the hot water you're all in?
Things gon' get steamy
But, uh, not like, wet-dreamy
Under the sea

Bring HM08
Get into this dive
Subsonic singing
Is how we jive
Do flips'n shit
Bring fish on a dish
I'll season it with your tears
Finangle a seat
Watch fools try vie with
This rap-acious squid
A rhyming leviath
Sure to get scuppered
Bed with no supper
Time to blowhole this joint

Under the sea
Under the sea
I'm shore this performance
Shell win you all forthwith
Or you're all dead to me
Now let's go shank a bitch
So long and thanks for all the fish
I reckon kieros
that bug-hating weirdo
Under the sea
Got four more couplets
Got meta, well fuck it
Under the sea
My thanks to the plankton
They got me to shanktown
Let's get to stabbing
in the name of land-grabbing
This has been dolphun
Thank fuck, now I'm done
Under the seaaaaaaaaaaa


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RE: Shank A Bitch 3 Day One: Off The Deep End (71/71 Alive) - by Schazer - 07-09-2014, 02:16 AM