Super Otaku Brawl Gaiden (Round 1: Whispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp)

Rayquaza, unlike some people, could acknowledge when it was pissed, and like any mature and reasonable god-monster it Flew in a direction that was where none of this shit was going down, probably demolishing something in the blast radius.

Not four fifths of a second later, it grew aware of a tingling more readily associated with accidentally breaching the atmosphere, except the tingling was on its brain and on a few other parts Rayquaza hadn't ever really thought too hard about the existence of.

Now confused and slightly less cognizant of just how pissed off it was, Rayquaza launched an indiscriminate mouthful of Hyper Beam upon the landscape below, before actually examining the damn thing and seeing a tower that might not completely suck as a place to recharge. It was no Sky Pillar, but whatever. Rayquaza had experience with battles - fleeting and squishy as those capsule-toting simians were, there were enough of them that you'd occasionally (very occasionally, mind you) end up having to tag along with one for a mortal lifespan. An occupational hazard, Kyogre had told the dragon, and that pissbaby had to deal with it more often than Rayquaza did. A nine-way battle with no trainers issuing commands? A bit weird, but yeah. Whatever. Go make camp somewhere out of the way so they can't mob you at once. Seemed sensible.

Gums still stinging with the aftertaste of 150 Base Power, The lord of the Sky Pillar set off for Thorney Towers.