[Text] YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE: THE RPG: THE ADVENTURE

jump in front of it. it won't be able to ignore you then.

You leap in front of the moving firetruck. The driver of the moving vehicle begins to loudly honk his horn. It seems they've acknowledged your existence, but they refuse to slow down.

The firetruck hits you head on, and you stick to the grill of the vehicle's front. You climb aboard, still on fire and holding your phone. You wave to the friendly firemen. Why are they screaming?

Set it on fire

You flail your arms wildly, managing to make the hood ornament of the fire truck catch on fire. The rest of it seems oddly fireproof. Anything's a good start, however.

set the fire on your arm on fire

The fire you ignite on the fire on your arm quickly burns the fire away. Totally ignoring any known laws of physics or laws of firebending, the fire is snuffed out.

Your arm is promptly re-ignited by the embers shooting from the rest of your body. You start to feel a slight tingle from the burn, and you are now profusely sweating. Open a window, it's hot in here.

As the conqueror of the city you are now the CEO of the city, this is how business works. Bill gates? he just killed the previous CEO and set the HQ on fire. Same with most of them.

Fire them.

You quickly light the nearest fireman on fire.

You don't think that's what the command meant, but oh well. He is screaming, too. Everyone is screaming.

Your house, you, and this fireman are all on fire.

Spin around really fast while waving your arms, to make sure you get their attention.

By doing this, you quickly become a molten Beyblade. Streams of fire are ejected from your blazing aura, sending the rest of the firemen atop the firetruck running. One particularly large chunk of flaming debris lands on the windshield, and the fire and smoke obscure the driver's vision.

The firetruck is now wildly donuting out of control down the highway, drifting towards a rocky mountain face that lines the interstate. A small cave entrance is visible.