[Text] YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE: THE RPG: THE ADVENTURE

You know...the phone was probably produced and/or operated by a company in that city, the missions not really over till it's on fire too.

Following this train of logic, you promptly light the phone on fire, too. It's a Nokia, however, and has amazing resistance to destruction. You are now holding a very hot and slowly melting phone in your hand. Your arm is slowly catching fire.

Your house is on fire, and you are on fire.

Problem solved. Time to kick back and relax.

You relax, knowing all is okay. You and your home are on fire, but it's okay. That email will send itself soon enough...

>Cellphone wireless: shit out.

The cellular network collapses momentarily. Your email's transmission is interrupted. Across the flaming screen, an error message reading "Sending failed" appears. The phone call with your friend is dropped.

Now she'll think you're rude.

the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire. we don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn. burn motherfucker...

burn

Ask if she, in fact, burned your house and is now gloating in your face about winning the house-burning competition you never knew existed between you two

Attempts to contemplate the state of things being on fire doesn't work, as you are too on fire to think about things being on fire other than yourself.

A firetruck begins to approach you, its noisy horn growing steadily louder. It doesn't appear to be slowing down, despite the fact that you are on fire.

What do?