[Text] YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE: THE RPG: THE ADVENTURE

Well, in that case ask her if she knows how the fire started.

Hopefully that's not a code phrase for something you don't actually want her to do.

You promptly inquire. She produces no direct response. Something about arson? Nah, can't be. Who would want to burn your house down (aside from the Chief of Police)?

Find a phonebox and call 999 and get the fire brigade over there pronto!

You run across the highway to the nearest phone booth. Dialing 999 fails to produce any kind of response. It appears this country works on the 911 system!

Alternately send an email.

You open your smartphone's e-mail application.

Code:

To: firedepartment@city.gov

I need help!!!! house on fire!!!!! arson!!!! what do!!!!

You hit the 'Send' button, confident help will arrive soon.