[Text] YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE: THE RPG: THE ADVENTURE

>Call 911.

You can't call 911, you're in the middle of a call with your friend! Besides, it would be very rude to hang up on her, wouldn't you agree? A conference call is out of the question, too - the last time you and her were alone with a stranger... well, we don't talk about that night in the bathroom of the local burger joint.

See if the artifact necklace has an undo button.

You depress a button-like construct on the necklace, but it appears to not be functioning. The button's probably purely aesthetical and serves no purpose, like other non-functioning aspects of exotic ancient artifacts.

Well yeah, it was in the city you just burned, wasn't it? It's not like you weren't expecting that.

Or is this a codephrase, dammit, where the hell do you keep your codebook? Oh goddammit, it's back in the house isn't it.

Your house is located on a scenic cliffside villa. You would never stoop so low as to rent out a proletariat apartment in the city. You're a rich thief, you're way above that.

If it's an encoded phrase, you don't remember what it means. You've given up any kind of cryptography after that surprise message turned out to be a reminder to drink your Ovaltine.

Your heart still burns with fury when you think about that evening. Thankfully, that evening did not involve any burger joint shenanigans.