[Text] YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE: THE RPG: THE ADVENTURE
06-14-2014, 02:45 AM
You are a WORLD-RENOWNED CRIMINAL.
Presently, you are standing on the side of a highway; a smouldering city collapses in the distance. As you peer past the trees and look on at the burning high-rises that dot the horizon, you fondly recall the mission you just finished a few seconds ago. In a hair-raising, exciting adventure which will remain left to your imagination, you managed to steal a legendary artifact necklace and burn down an entire city.
The police in the region absolutely hate you, as this isn't the first time you pulled off some insane, flashy show of lawbreaking behavior and thievery. All those trophies of heists unknown are kept safely in your basement safe.
As you are waiting, you get a phone call. You answer it. On the other end is one of your cohorts in crime.
She has just informed you that your house is on fire.
What do?
Presently, you are standing on the side of a highway; a smouldering city collapses in the distance. As you peer past the trees and look on at the burning high-rises that dot the horizon, you fondly recall the mission you just finished a few seconds ago. In a hair-raising, exciting adventure which will remain left to your imagination, you managed to steal a legendary artifact necklace and burn down an entire city.
The police in the region absolutely hate you, as this isn't the first time you pulled off some insane, flashy show of lawbreaking behavior and thievery. All those trophies of heists unknown are kept safely in your basement safe.
As you are waiting, you get a phone call. You answer it. On the other end is one of your cohorts in crime.
She has just informed you that your house is on fire.
What do?
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