RE: MURDERFIA: REDUX: D9 (END)
02-24-2014, 11:37 PM
Somewhere in the afterlife...
A lone Moderator slouches, megaphone in hand, intently examining a spot in the plane of the living.
"Annnny minute now."
Day breaks. Three bodies break the surface, descending into the abyss. The moderator claps excitedly, bellowing encouragement.
"Alright! Awesome! That's a wrap! Excellent work, everyone!"
She turns to the assembled Dead, perusing a checklist she definitely didn't have two seconds ago.
"Alright... so we've gotta cover night actions, the post-my-death flips of people, and, of course, all the things I can now profess to fucking up along the way. Oh, and from there I guess we can finally extrapolate who won the game."
There is one survivor, the Ultimate Champion of Murder Mafia.
The game is over.
"Yeah, so, seeing as I'm still operating from beyond the grave at this point, technically the winner isn't allowed to access this information. So no cheating," she glares up at wherever the winner still roams. "So! What do you guys want to hear about first?"
A lone Moderator slouches, megaphone in hand, intently examining a spot in the plane of the living.
"Annnny minute now."
Day breaks. Three bodies break the surface, descending into the abyss. The moderator claps excitedly, bellowing encouragement.
"Alright! Awesome! That's a wrap! Excellent work, everyone!"
She turns to the assembled Dead, perusing a checklist she definitely didn't have two seconds ago.
"Alright... so we've gotta cover night actions, the post-my-death flips of people, and, of course, all the things I can now profess to fucking up along the way. Oh, and from there I guess we can finally extrapolate who won the game."
There is one survivor, the Ultimate Champion of Murder Mafia.
The game is over.
"Yeah, so, seeing as I'm still operating from beyond the grave at this point, technically the winner isn't allowed to access this information. So no cheating," she glares up at wherever the winner still roams. "So! What do you guys want to hear about first?"
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow