IRC highlights!

17:50 isoraqathedh Eww: "Cameron Diaz Encourages Women to Keep Their Pubic Hair in Her New Book"
17:51 Schazer why is that gross
17:52 isoraqathedh Cameron Diaz Encourages Women to To (Keep Their Pubic Hair in Her New Book)
17:52 Schazer hahahahahahaaaaaaaa ok I didn't parse it that way
17:52 isoraqathedh This is why headline writers are horrible people sometimes.
17:53 Schazer use it to keep your place
17:53 Schazer like a little curly bookmark
17:53 Pharmacy I am not sure I think it might get caught in the middle of the crack
17:54 Pharmacy it would have to be
17:54 Pharmacy pretty
17:54 Pharmacy long
17:54 Pharmacy cough
17:54 Schazer Pharms
17:54 isoraqathedh Or you can cellotape multiple haris together into a conga line of public hair.
17:54 isoraqathedh I mean pubic hair.
17:54 Schazer I had to explain to the biology teacher why I was ISO
17:55 isoraqathedh Why you were me, or why you were the International Standards Organization?
17:55 Schazer NO
17:55 Pharmacy iso?
17:55 Schazer YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE STRAIGHT MAN
17:55 isoraqathedh Well, I don't know, you could pretend to be the International Standards Organization.
17:56 Pharmacy in order for pubic hair to be an effective bookmark I think you need to braid it
17:56 Pharmacy into a book ribbon
17:56 Schazer I was
17:56 Pharmacy an adorable gross book ribbon
17:56 NotTheAuthor I think the hair would have to be long to get stuck in the middle of the crack in the first place
17:56 Schazer going to say "I had to explain to the biology teacher why I was smirking into my scarf"
17:56 NotTheAuthor as it were
17:56 Pharmacy NTA it's more like
17:56 Pharmacy tiny snippies

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18:00 Schazer this is going on the kitchen fridge
18:00 Schazer I hope you're all proud of yourselves
18:01 Pharmacy going into the public? more like going into the PUBIC
18:01 Pharmacy (okay I'll stop)
18:01 Schazer WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
18:01 isoraqathedh Where you can find ocelots! And iron.