MURDERFIA: REDUX: (VERY END)

Murderfia Day 5: Rhymes With Alive

Goooooood morning -ciders of all prefixes! Our first offering to the dawngods is Paranoia, or at least Paranoia's torso. The remains of his head can be found between this'ere cannonball and this'ere wall with a cannonball-shaped indentation.

Paranoia has been KILLED.

Paranoia was Draco Von Zeommelldester, eccentric defibrillator advocate of CJ Memorial Hospital. They believed you could cure anything with a good course of SHOCK PADDLES, and would demonstrate this on some unsuspecting soul each night. This kills the man, unless something else kills the man, in which case paradoxically Paranoia saves the man.

Paranoia was a TOWN CPR DOCTOR.

Paranoia has been infected with the VIRUS.



The next victim is Palamedes! You could argue that he died peacefully, if you ignore the glaringly obvious signs of a struggle and the half-dozen scalpels jammed in his vulnerable regions.

Palamedes has been KILLED.

Palamedes was Sylar, a dude from Nick's Mafia. His exploits were framed in some TV show or something? Basically, he absorbed the abilities and potentially mannerisms of the folks he killed, and could use said abilities in lieu of his usual night kill. Murderous tendencies compelled him to execute a kill at least once every two nights, however.

He was an AMNESIAC COMPULSIVE SERIAL KILLER.

Palamedes has been infected with the VIRUS.



The horrible monstrosity we all know and love as Jacqlaris is lying in a pool of Palamedes' blood. Also their/its/his own blood. There's blood just fucking everywhere, ugh

Jacqlaris has been KILLED.

The Jacquerel/Solaris hybrid slot was both Foster Erlenbush from Quarantine, and Ignanoo from Sleep-Deprived Mafia. They had exactly the same abilities and alignment as their two original slots - they could once per game execute their team nightkill and janitor and steal the abilities of their target, and they could also during the day match a player to their role name, OBLITERATE them, and gain unpiercable protection.

Jacquerel and Solaris were a MAFIA ONESHOT JANITOR-ROLESTEALER OBLITERATOR.

Jacqlaris has been infected with the VIRUS.



The morning inspections complete, you all become aware of a horrible doomish kind of noise. Anomaly is dragging himself toward you all with a look of desperation, but the poldting and plkundting around him means you steer well clear. He doesn't last long.

Anomaly has DIED.

Anomaly was Claire Miserendino, Potato Cultist and Chemistry Mafia alumni. Every night they were alive they could make explosive potatoes, which would be put up for election each morning - the results of winning the election for it were pretty obvious. If they managed to kill three people with their deadly potatoes, they'd net a half-win.

In deviation from their original role, they were in a mafia team with the eponymous cultists of Potato Cult Mafia.

Anomaly was a MAFIA ANARCHIST. Anomaly has earned a HALF-WIN.

Anomaly has been infected with the VIRUS.

This concludes the flips! Please stay tuned for morning announcements, and check your quicktopics to see if anything happened to you during the night!