MURDERFIA: REDUX: (VERY END)

5 Workplace Annoyances That Can Actually Boost Creativity
GeneX (1) - Paranoia
Epamynondas (4) - Mister Visceral, Coldblooded, Palamedes, Agentblue
Mr. Arsenic Nog (1) - Cici
myw (1) - ProfessorLizzard
Agentblue (1) - Epamynondas

Abstaining: Airey, Akumu, Anomaly, SupahKiven, Chwoka, Crowstone, GeneX, Dragon Fogel, Mr. Arsenic Nog, myw, Plaid, TehPilot, Whoosh, Jacqularis


6 Bizarre Reasons Famous Foods Were Banned

ICan'tGiveCredit (1) - Mister Visceral
TehPilot (2) - Palamedes, ProfessorLizzard
Anomaly (2) - Solquerel, Agentblue

Abstaining: Airey, Akumu, Anomaly, SupahKiven, Chwoka, Crowstone, Coldblooded, Epamynondas, Paranoia, GeneX, Dragon Fogel, Cici, Mr. Arsenic Nog, myw, Plaid, TehPilot, Whoosh


9 Christmas Traditions That Will Send You To Hell

Yea (1): Epamynondas
Nay (2): Agentblue, Crowstone
Renact with puppets/alternate players (Unlikely, seeing as I'm having enough issues with activity in this ongoing game) (1): Coldblooded


The 15 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Bootleg Toys

Jacqlaris heads over to the RACK OF CONSUMABLES, and bangs on the one labelled SLEEPING GAS. The gas does not wake up.

Chwoka hits the one button. He hits it multiple times, but it appears the machine is already ON.

Fogel gathers an adventuring party, and throws it at the machine. This does jack and squat.

Crowstone hits the DISPENSE FOOD button. The video screen changes to a pop-up message, helpfully warning you of the following:

Code:

WARNING: CACHE CAPACITY 20%.
WARNING: CACHE CONTENTS HAVE NOT BEEN SCANNED. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SCAN CONTENTS BEFORE DISPENSING?
>ENTER/CANCEL

MyW mashes enter. The machine doesn't seem to accept other commands, the screen only displaying FOOD SCAN IN PROGRESS.

It does, however, change back to the video feed when CAMERA INPUT is pressed. Someone's blocked up the cameras with bits of paper with printed words on. You flick through them too quickly, but after pressing button four you're greeted with the words 20 Un sanitise.