MURDERFIA: REDUX: (VERY END)

Murderfia Day 4: The murder we wrote

And I was starting to get scared you dudes weren't stepping back on up to the murderplate. Luckily, it seemed like all of you just needed a good night's sleep to get your slaughter on again!

Lovingly bludgeoned to death is Lieutenant Fish, sporting a Cerulean Hairpiece atop an already-full head of hair. What's that all about?

Lieutenant Fish has been KILLED.

Lieutenant Fish was Katy Harding, the P3N9U1N of DOOOOOOOOM!!!!! ^~^ This super-random teenager was one of the survivors of the Tweet-Town incident. She was searching for a suitably random sort of friend to go on random adventures with, and sent a suitably barely-sensical summons out to one player per night. Had she found Tawny Smythe, the two could've teamed up and become an inventor mason duo.

Lieutenant Fish was a TOWN MASONSEEKING POTENTIAL INVENTOR.

Lieutenant Fish has been infected with the VIRUS.



Waterbottles was caught with her pants down, or, rather, her gun unprimed. She has paid the ultimate price, but got an axe to the chest in change.

Waterbottles has been KILLED.

Waterbottles was the Let's Talk About Firearms Thread, from MSPA Moderator Mafia. She liked guns. She really liked guns. She was really passionate about guns, to the point she could shoot someone who she suspected might try to take away her guns. She could also prepare herself for unwelcome visitors and turn herself into a granny on any given night.

She was a TOWN ONESHOT DAYVIG and OPTIONAL GRANNY.

Waterbottles has been infected with the VIRUS.



Deadcrystal, meanwhile, is dead. Crystal? She's been expertly struck with a dart to the jugular.

Deadcrystal has been KILLED.

Deadcrystal was Paper Planes, a gunslinging, corpse-looting track from Songfia. She could fire wildly each night into a crowd of three unfortunates, striking one down at random and stealing oneshots of their abilities.

She was an AMNESIAC STRIPPER SERIAL KILLER.

Deadcrystal has been infected with the VIRUS.



You stop by Gnauga's house when he fails to show up, the poor bastard has been crushed alive under a veritable mountain of potatoes.

Gnauga has been KILLED.

Gnauga was an expert attack dog trainer, and loved giving these away to people. He was such a good dog trainer, in fact, that he refused to give dogs to people he knew were bad - like his scum team! This rather contradictory behaviour is typical for a resident of Clusterfuck Mafia. Each night, Gnauga could give away an attack dog to someone who wasn't on his team - these dogs would have a 50% chance of driving off a killer, and a 50% chance of killing an aggressor and subsequently being impounded.

He was a MAFIA DOGSMITH.

Gnauga has been infected with the VIRUS.



Speaking of dogs, there's one causing quite the ruckus outside ICan'tGiveCredit's house, which is giving off all kinds of bad vibes. As it turns out, dogs are excellent VIRUS carriers, and a very diseased and very dead Credit has learned this the hard way.

ICan'tGiveCredit has been KILLED.

ICan'tGiveCredit was Poldt, a deadly noise which rose like a bubble of swamp gas from the depths of one young woman's Sleep Deprivation. He would mark someone each night with the Sound Of Death, haunting them with much Poldting and Plkundting until they succumbed two days later.

He was a POISONOUS-MARKER SERIAL KILLER. Credit has LOST.

ICan'tGiveCredit has been infected with the VIRUS.



Last, but certainly not least, is Masterblade! His skeleton, tidily divested of flesh, lies draped over the console of a rather weird and probably-medical-in-origin machine.

Masterblade has been KILLED.

Masterblade was a Bishounen, fabulous male lead of some TV Show or another. His darkest secret lay however in those sky-blue tresses - his hair was none other than a wig! Having lost said wig and driven to murderous rage, he could instinctively sniff out his wig and VIOLENTLY SCALP the hapless current owner in an attempt to retrieve it. The toupee would then wi[n]g its way onto a random living player's head when its current owner died, forcing the WIGILANTE to make another kill to set it into motion and land it atop his own bald scalp. And once all that was done and dusted? MAKE THE REST TAKE HIS SECRET TO THE GRAVE.

He was a WIGSEEKING PIERCING SERIAL KILLER. Masterblade has LOST.

Masterblade has been infected with the VIRUS.

D4 has not yet begun! Please hold for night action resolutions in your quicktopics, and a follow-up post reporting interesting tidbits for the D4.