RE: Hamfia - NIGHT FOUR - YOU DID IT. SPECTACULAR. AMAZING. BUT WRONG.
02-26-2012, 01:23 AM
(This post was last modified: 02-26-2012, 01:29 AM by Paranoia.)
Since at this point it doesn't matter: The Game has Ended. why?
Because Mirdini is now little more than an inky splotch.
Mirdini was Ursula, a sea witch who specialized in heavily one sided bargains. each night she could tempt one player into changing their alignment into a third party, but with only three days to fulfill their wincon - and one that was designed to be harder than usual to fulfill. If they failed to meet their new wincon before the three days were up, they would be effectively removed from the game until Mirdini's death.
Even if they failed to accept, he would learn some information about them. One player was immune. He was the mafia's tempter/flavor cop.
Above all of this, in a giant fucking humanoid robot, is PYP who did not get one decent fight this entire time.
Pick Yer Poison was Domon Kasshu - being a heroic ham in his home animu, he had no interest in helping the mafia in their aims. He did however wish for a decent fight, and each night he could select another player to get in a scuffle with. Pity no one else had a giant robot. He was the town vig.
Raving in his own corner about ham and causing the end of it is Professor Lizzard. The years have not been kind on the DEFENDER OF THE EARTH!
Professor Lizzard was CAPTAIN GORDON, DEFENDER OF THE EARTH! He could always rely on his bustytrusty assistant Jennifer, and robot buddy Thursday to help him in his fight against evil!
Too bad they weren't here, effectively rendering him Vanilla Town.
Comatose, but by no means dead, is Sruixan. the only thing you hear from him muttering under his breath is 'why me..."
Sruixan was Jaffar - an evil advisor if ever there was one. He had approached the mafia inquiring as if to join in their escapades, but was rebuffed. In a fit of vindictive fury he subsequently allied himself with the town. He would have pulled out some magical ability of his had all of the town PRs gone down - making him an unknowing town backup. He was otherwise a 'nilla townie.
There is also Granolaman, being very...very...LOUD.
Granolaman was BRIAN BLESSED, and HE WAS VERY GODDAMN LOUD. Each night he could visit another player, and with his bombastic personality would not only protect them from any ill will but also inform who he targetted of his presence. He was a town LOUD doctor
And Dragon Fogel only craves the pleasures of the flesh.
Dragon Fogel was Dr. Frank-n-Furter, an Alien from Transexual, Transylvania. Really only being after the more depraved pleasures of the flesh and seducing others, he had no intention of actively killing the others. Therefore he was sided with the town, albeit with no powers of his own.
and with the mafia defeated, and the new queen bitch in town, everything is looking okay.
Sort of.
Until something explodes in the future.
THE GAME IS OVER. THE TOWN, CONSISTING OF PICK YER POISON, JACQUEREL, SOLARIS, BRIAN, GRANOLAMAN, DRAGON FOGEL, SRUIXAN, AND CAT, AS WELL AS SCHAZER HAVE WON.
The Mafia, consisting of Woffles (lol), Mirdini (lolol), and Wheat (hyperbus lololol), have lost.
Because Mirdini is now little more than an inky splotch.
Mirdini was Ursula, a sea witch who specialized in heavily one sided bargains. each night she could tempt one player into changing their alignment into a third party, but with only three days to fulfill their wincon - and one that was designed to be harder than usual to fulfill. If they failed to meet their new wincon before the three days were up, they would be effectively removed from the game until Mirdini's death.
Even if they failed to accept, he would learn some information about them. One player was immune. He was the mafia's tempter/flavor cop.
Above all of this, in a giant fucking humanoid robot, is PYP who did not get one decent fight this entire time.
Pick Yer Poison was Domon Kasshu - being a heroic ham in his home animu, he had no interest in helping the mafia in their aims. He did however wish for a decent fight, and each night he could select another player to get in a scuffle with. Pity no one else had a giant robot. He was the town vig.
Raving in his own corner about ham and causing the end of it is Professor Lizzard. The years have not been kind on the DEFENDER OF THE EARTH!
Professor Lizzard was CAPTAIN GORDON, DEFENDER OF THE EARTH! He could always rely on his bustytrusty assistant Jennifer, and robot buddy Thursday to help him in his fight against evil!
Too bad they weren't here, effectively rendering him Vanilla Town.
Comatose, but by no means dead, is Sruixan. the only thing you hear from him muttering under his breath is 'why me..."
Sruixan was Jaffar - an evil advisor if ever there was one. He had approached the mafia inquiring as if to join in their escapades, but was rebuffed. In a fit of vindictive fury he subsequently allied himself with the town. He would have pulled out some magical ability of his had all of the town PRs gone down - making him an unknowing town backup. He was otherwise a 'nilla townie.
There is also Granolaman, being very...very...LOUD.
Granolaman was BRIAN BLESSED, and HE WAS VERY GODDAMN LOUD. Each night he could visit another player, and with his bombastic personality would not only protect them from any ill will but also inform who he targetted of his presence. He was a town LOUD doctor
And Dragon Fogel only craves the pleasures of the flesh.
Dragon Fogel was Dr. Frank-n-Furter, an Alien from Transexual, Transylvania. Really only being after the more depraved pleasures of the flesh and seducing others, he had no intention of actively killing the others. Therefore he was sided with the town, albeit with no powers of his own.
and with the mafia defeated, and the new queen bitch in town, everything is looking okay.
Sort of.
Until something explodes in the future.
THE GAME IS OVER. THE TOWN, CONSISTING OF PICK YER POISON, JACQUEREL, SOLARIS, BRIAN, GRANOLAMAN, DRAGON FOGEL, SRUIXAN, AND CAT, AS WELL AS SCHAZER HAVE WON.
The Mafia, consisting of Woffles (lol), Mirdini (lolol), and Wheat (hyperbus lololol), have lost.