Valleystuck

LIRI

Liri: Chill out, smoke some seaweed

Smoke some seaweed? I'm not sure what you mean, but smoke is at hydrothermal vents, and the nearest hydrothermal vent is like a kilometer away! I'm... not really in the mood to play...

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FENI

Arthur is scary
We should be Feni and continue moving as far away from his as possible, maybe seeking comfort with friends, that would be terribly convenient

WAHHHHHHH

Let's be Arthur. He seems like he has evil powers. We should control the zombies and proclaim ourselves the undead king.

Nooo I don't want anything to do with that horrible man ;n;

....He's just as bad as the zombies! .... No, he's worse than the zombies! Or... I don't know!



My friends!!!!! I finally arrive at Liri's house!



Ilun: "Feni!! ...is your mom.. okay? are my parents okay?..."

Feni: "...I don't know... but this creepy guy was scary and made me and Jobaza break up!"



Rasa: "Seriously, Feni? Liri's dad is dead! Your mom and and Ilun's parents are probably dead! And you're worrying about boys?"

Feni: "My... mom?"



Acohize: "Yes, dear... your mother might be dead. I don't know..."

Feni: "Oh no... Dad!!"

*knock knock*

???: "Feni! Aco!"

Feni: "It's Mom!! Open the door!"



Acohize: "Darling! You're safe!"

Apegi: "Honey!"

They kiss.

Apegi: "Feni... come here!"

Ilun: "...WAIT!!!"



Ilun:"Ms. Enuteru! Please tell me... Are my parents okay?"

Apegi: "I don't know."



Sacunowiyu: "Okay! So, for those who don't know, everyone who is not here, my wife and Cipi's siblings, I know that they are safe at home. However, we haven't been able to contact Ilun's parents. But let us not fear the worst! We shall go to their home and find them. Plus, while I have the weapons, I do not have the armor that you girls will need on your journey. Ilun's father has that stuff."

Rasa: "Thanks dad! Let's get ready to go! Liri... Ilun... are you okay?"

Liri: "Yeah. I'm ready...."

Ilun: "...okay."

Feni: "Wait, what? I'm confused? What journey?"



Acohize: "Yes, let me explain! I foreseen your destiny: You girls are going to the lab of Liri's father, to find out what diabolic science created all these zombies!..."

Liri: "My fatherrrrrrrrr wahhhhhhhhhhhh"

Acohize: "...And then you will fix the problem! The six of you shall represent the six elements. They are.... Lightning... and..... Death... or Darkness... or something.... that's two elements... but I can't remember what the other four are. But.. the six of you... are the six heroes of destiny!"

Feni: "Oh. Okay."

Rasa: "Aren't you going to ask who #6 is?"



Feni: "We see this trope in fiction all the time. We'll probably meet him or her later. They'll probably be evil at first but then change sides... ..... OH NO IS ARTHUR THE SIXTH RANGER????"

Rasa: "Are you talking about some sort of animal?"

Feni: "No, he's a mermaid, with a REALLY WEIRD name, and he's evil!! He turned my boyfriend to stone- and.... made him not my boyfriend anymore!!!!"



Apegi: "Oh honey, boys will be boys! He must like you!"

Acohize: "Um? What are you talking about?"

Apegi: "What? I mean. Yes, I know Arthur! He's a wizard just like you, husband. I've met him many times and he is such a charming young lad! I think he'd make a great addition to the family?"

Acohize: "Oh yes! I approve very much of wizards! Yes, Feni, you should marry Arthur."

Feni: "Mom... Dad...? I want Jobaza.... I love Jobaza. How could you be like this!!?"

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CIPI



Okay. Everyone else cleared the room. No one wants to listen to the Enuteru family argue. Especially not during a morbid time like this.

Rasa's dad is going to give us our weapons instead!



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Sacunowiyu: "Rasa, my wonderful daughter, you have trained with the katana all your life and you are really good at it, because you are awesome."

Rasa: "Yes!"

Sacunowiyu: "Cipi! I give you the backwards sword, because you are backwards!"

What... does that mean?

Sacunowiyu: "Liri, I present the long sword, because you know what else is long? Your hair. I also give you this shield, because it is flat, just like your personality."

Liri doesn't look very happy.

Sacunowiyu: "Ilun, I give you the medium sword and the short sword. Because you don't have what it takes to hold a REAL sword."

Ilun: "Um, thank you for the swords..."

Oh, Feni is coming.

Sacunowiyu: "Ah, Feni, just in time! I give you the broadsword, because I don't think you have the skill to use anything with finesse."

Feni: "Okay."

>_