Jumping on the Let's Play Train to Learn About New Places

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In the mood to stop murdering, I decided to have a chat with the police.



I am no longer in the mood to chat with the police.

So I went back to murdering...



...and was rewarded with loot!



Aw yeah, Gladiator Spear baby. Time to [responsibly return valuable artifact to its rightful place] in the face!



♪ Doing good deeds for substantial reward money ♪



What kind of questions? Non-incriminating ones, right?

I can answer those kinds.



Excuse me?

How in the gosh is that going to determine the veracity of my claim that this is your spear? Why don't you have someone come out to appraise it? That would seem like the logical course of action for any museum and I'd stake my green mushroom that every other museum in the world that I'm going to visit will not have such a silly way of figuring out if an item is fake.

Also how fat are the people we talking about? Cause I need to know average mass before I can take shot at this.



"This place" seems pretty small from my point of view, frankly it looks like Peach takes up a good 10% herself, but she's clearly a giant so this is about right.



Dang.

Wait, another fake? How many people are showing up with spears anyway?

I mean, are you telling me, that the Koopa I murdered had already tried to return this Spear to you, and you wouldn't take it because he was not skilled at your carnival-ass guessing games? Is that the conclusion I can draw from all this?

I need to take a second, Peach. This is some sick shit.



Kermit lady help plz



They used the spear to "Flee 'em"? Did they, like, pole vault into the stands or something?

That's awesome but it doesn't help me. Imma talk to Doc Brown.



*Furiously writes on back of Yoshi's head*

Okay, anyone else got anything?