RE: Jumping on the Let's Play Train to Learn About New Places
06-17-2013, 05:41 AM
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![[Image: MarioisMissing24.png]](https://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Mehgamehn/media/MarioisMissing24.png.html)
Here we find the fair Princess Peach, captured by the most nefarious evil of all: Part-time employment. It would seem she owes a bit of money on her castle's mortgage, and without Mario around as protection she's forced to work a second job on the mean streets of [Rome, Italy] just to keep up.
Also apparently she is 11 feet tall today.
![[Image: MarioisMissing25.png]](https://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Mehgamehn/media/MarioisMissing25.png.html)
"Is it because your momma's so fat that when they fed her to the lions, she went undefeated?"
![[Image: MarioisMissing26.png]](https://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Mehgamehn/media/MarioisMissing26.png.html)
Bud!?! BUD!?!
Do you seriously not know me? You go out with my brother! We've BEEN on double-dates before! This is ridiculous!
Also the sign says "Closed". It doesn't say anything about no Gladiator's Spear, it says "Closed". And frankly, if the sign were to have all the information I needed, what would you even be doing here?
I'm not cool with anything in this conversati-Oh neat a pamphlet gimme.
![[Image: MarioisMissing27.png]](https://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Mehgamehn/media/MarioisMissing27.png.html)
*Proceeds to hand Luigi a Newspaper*
Well, there's only one way to solve this crime.
![[Image: MarioisMissing28.png]](https://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Mehgamehn/media/MarioisMissing28.png.html)
![[Image: MarioisMissing29.png]](https://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Mehgamehn/media/MarioisMissing29.png.html)
Straight-up murder!
![[Image: MarioisMissing30.png]](https://s1100.photobucket.com/user/Mehgamehn/media/MarioisMissing30.png.html)
The witnesses pretend that nothing is out of the ordinary.
Which it isn't.