Spoiler
We begin our game with Mario struggling with an impossible internal debate: Will it say Handsome or MORE Handsome?
Actual Hax, thx ellipse tool.
So this is the setting of the game: Bowser's Antarctic Castle. You've probably never heard of it
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Luigi and Yoshi are already here, because fuck why not.
Luigi is an asshole.
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THE RARE DOUBLE-HOLE! BOWSER'S REALLY STEPPED UP HIS GAME THIS TIME!
He's in the hole. He fell into the hole. There's really no debate about this. Its hardly the first one either of you have fell into either. Just...just check the goddamn hole and save us all a geography exam will ya?
Luigi you cannot leave the scene of a crime you're just incriminating yourself here. You have no alibi, nobody else can vouch for you being in the Antarctica for reasons that are NOT killing your brother in a nefarious scheme.
Don't even get me started on motive.
Heck if I know Yoshi. Heck if I know.