Tropefia - A PYP - N5: Downed Guy (11/24) (need replacement)

SEE
SEE I TOLD YOU
ROLE CLAIM AND DEFEND YOURSELF IF YOU'RE TOWN


Anyhow, this means I'm in the clear, right? Disregarding any meta arguments made about me stating that I'm in the clear? regardless, I'll give my piece-

Yesterday I was a perfectly normal town, but today I am Not Quite Dead. Means I was town bulletproof. I'm assuming since I kinda showed I was town yesterday by trying to make 2create say something useful, and did my job of absorbing 1 mafia hit.

I was killed the first time last night. I'm preeeeeetty sure the mafia did it.

I'm also preeeetttty sure there's either a thirdparty vampire, or a town vampire because of that.
Either way, Purple Walrus was an understandable target, since he was the second highest voted person yesterday.

My suspicions still stand-yd12k, and Calibornio.

Sorry for quadruple post but I don't have tabs and nobody else is posting

but THIS

THIS POST
is the reason you are being lynched

here's what's wrong with it.

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• retroactive TOLD YOU SOs aren't helpful. ever.
  
• "Anyhow, this means I'm in the clear, right?" - this was how you prefaced your claim. When you weren't mentioned in daystart, the lack of a kill didn't specifically mean you survived, etc. You said it as though you thought we all somehow knew what happened last night! as though you were already townfirmed and didn't need to say anything more! that makes no sense
  
• yesterday you were perfectly normal town. so what, were you claiming to be vanilla yesterday that somehow didn't die? Why would you not just say "I'm bp I got shot"???
  
• "I'm assuming because I kinda showed I was town yesterday and tried to make 2create do something useful" - NO? No??? no??? N....o???? by that logic, Mirdini, Palamedes, konec/Para, Viata, Scofflaw, and I are all semi-townfirmed since d1. by that logic anyone who opposed the 2create lynch is town. it makes. no. sense.
  
• moreover, your suspicions were easy targets: two players that have been scummy since d1!

the problem is your entire defense relies on this post making sense and being airtight. your entire defense rests on the concept that you already looked sort of town because you didn't ride the createtrain. your entire defense rides on this post not being a post scum would ever make under any circumstances.

none of these statements are true, and thus, your defense crumbles.

it does raise a question though: do you claim to have always been bp and meant you were normal FLAVORwise which is unnecessary information; or do you mean you were vanilla and became a bp somehow? because the latter would make sense, thus putting a major blinker on the case against you, in the following contexts:

• the inventor gave you a bp N1. however, if the apple scoffles claims to have is an item, then this is impossible.
  
• you were create's backup. this makes little sense, but is possible I suppose.

...okay so there's only two ways and they're both unlikely. ok