Consistency

Sit down, read, relax.

Operation order selected: Sit down, read, relax.
Executing operation: "Sit down"
Processing... Processing...
Object required: "Chair"
Error: Chair not present in current location.
Recommendation: Select operations "Locate chair", "Move towards chair"
Operation cancelled.
Please enter a new series of operations.

>Attempt to consume Ms Fogarty's christmas cake.

Of course! That's how you'll defeat your mirror twin! There's no way he'll be able to stomach one of Ms. Fogarty's cakes!

You consume the cake, and he consumes the mirror version. Both of you soon feel sick.

But the mirror-man was only created a few seconds ago. His stomach muscles haven't learned the tricks that yours have.

He soon falls over, unconscious, while you simply vomit all over him. It was unpleasant, but the mirror link is now broken. You can finally get past him and claim the Magic Mirror.

Now that you finally have this amazing artifact, what are you going to do with it?

> Finish that Olaf fan fiction.

Ah, yes, your greatest work. The story where Olaf the Stout and Olaf of Blue Moon team up and fight the forces of evil.

It will be a masterpiece. There's just one problem - you haven't decided on who the villain behind the scheme should be. Just who is most suited to be a challenging opponent for our brave Olafs?

Finish construction of your Hyper Stabmotron.

You allocate $2000 of your income this week to the Hyper Stabmotron project. You'll have it available for next week's mission, and you can now research the Giga Stabmotron and the Stabmotron Micro DX.

You still have $13000 to invest. What will you spend it on? Or will you save it for next week?

Overthrow the Soviet government and return to some semblance of consistency.

Russia is now yours. You breathe a sigh of relief. Things are back to normal.

You were worried about that last dice roll, but it came up your way. The Risk board is now set up to your preferred position. You've never lost after making it this far.

Of course, that doesn't mean you can relax completely. This opponent is a crafty one. He's about to take his turn, but before he does, perhaps there's something you can do to throw him off his game?