Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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> Yes you can do this. AWW YEAHH

You loudly make a SACRED OATH to the almighty SPACE GODS that you will do your very best to avoid shooting Steve John.



Steve John: "Okay, here's the deal. I kind of helped the natives reverse engineer your zap gun. Sort of a uh, concession to calm them down about all the destruction you've caused. It should still be in the lab at the end of the hallway, along with your space suit."

It goes without saying, of course, that you'll need a WEAPON in the mean time. Who knows how long it will take to reach the end of this TWISTED ALIEN CORRIDOR?

>wield spacebug

You quickly SKINCLENCH the corpse of the HIDEOUS SPACE BUG, ready to use its SHATTERED ENVIROVISOR as a CRUDE STABBING IMPLEMENT.



You almost feel sorry for all the HAPLESS MONSTROSITIES you are bound to encounter on your upcoming QUEST TO GET TO YOUR ZAP GUN.

As the battle rages, this CORRIDOR will surely become an UNNAVIGABLE LABYRINTH of FALLEN ENEMIES and hazardous, slippery BLOOD PUDDLES or BLUDDLES as you decide to call them just now.

It may be many SPACE HOURS before you can take a rest from all the RIGHTEOUS BLOODSHED, and even then, you may have yet to reach your PRECIOUS GOAL.





Or uh... Or I guess the door to the lab could be right next to you.