Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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> NT: What's happening?

A heaping bowl of nothing. Or in any case, nothing is happening from the thornberry's perspective in the cap of the BERRY-PROOF CONTAINER.

Open door and stride through as if nothing is amiss, muttering a savage greeting.

Then whack him over the head the minute his back is turned!

Opening the door with LEVERKINESIS, you step through casually. You don't know any BARBARIC SALUTATIONS, but the SAVAGE has its back to you anyway, so you decide to seize the initiative and attack with your TENDRILED SPEAR.

The SAVAGE crumples to the floor in a satisfying manner.

You examine the rest of the room.

Why, there are two more SAVAGES in this room! Both wielding strange implements!

Wait just a SPACE SECOND...

Could that be your poor, mildly phallic ZAP GUN? What have those BARBARIANS done to it?!