Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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> Take none of that nonsense. Your heart is the only power you need.

>Walk into armory, look at EYE IRRITATION SPRAY and STAVE OF MANY STRANDS.
>CLOSET DOOR: Close on Bob.
>Bob: R. KELLY MADNESS

Both of these suggestions are great, even though I didn't use them.

>Wear that CYLINDRICAL HEAD-PROTECTION, then skinclench that TENDRILED SPEAR and that POROUS WAR-CUBE.

Though not as effective as the ZAP GUNS you're used to, these primitive weapons shall surely suit you better than the UNPOWERED SCALPEL. You use the scalpel to carve an eye hole into the UNFINISHED HELM, then swap the scalpel for what appear to be a TENDRILED SPEAR and a POROUS WAR-CUBE.

drag savages into the armory and close the door. Then urinate on the door so that the savages know that the room is your territory.

You decide to hide the bodies of the SAVAGES in the PRIMITIVE ARMORY.

After shoving the two unconscious SAVAGE WARRIORS and the madness-afflicted CANNIBAL APPRENTICE into the ARMORY, some part of you wishes you had a digestive system and bladder so that you could urinate on the door, marking it as your own as the humans do. Oh, well.

Besides the room from which you escaped and the PRIMITIVE ARMORY at your rear, there are two exits from this corridor: to your right, the corridor rounds a corner. To your left, it terminates in closed door with an inset window. Where to? [img]images/smilies/whatwillyoudo.gif[/img]