Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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>Thornberry: jump and grab top of canister. Flatten yourself against it so it looks like you are gone. When they open the jar to check on you, escape.

Nigel's Thornberry develops a CUNNING PLAN, deciding to ACROBATICALLY HIDE against the cap of the vexing BERRY-PROOF CONTAINER.

Now, all that's left to do is wait for someone to notice...

>Find something similarly-colored to morph on.

>Transmogrify into something harmless, like a LUNCHBOX, or a TRASH CAN FULL OF MEDICAL WASTE, or the DOOR HANDLE OF A 1968 VOLKSWAGEN MINIBUS.

You consider TRANSMOGRIFYING into a new disguise, but you would still have the problem of the CANNIBAL APPRENTICE witness.

>use the SCALPEL to break the seal on the GAS CANISTER so it becomes a BALLISTIC GAS CANISTER and busts down the DOOR. THIS WILL TOTALLY WORK FOR SERIOUS AND WILL HAVE NO SALIENT NEGATIVE EFFECTS

You attempt to use the SCALPEL to open the GAS TANK.

It's super ineffective! You suspect that either this SCALPEL's BATTERIES have died or its FOCUSING CRYSTAL has come unaligned. And to think, that BARBARIC WITCH DOCTOR was going to operate on you with this shabby implement!

>Imagine the door is a lever, Use leverkinesis on it

It's a longshot, but you're running out of options. You decide to attempt your LEVERKINESIS on the DASTARDLY SEALED DOOR.

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Success! With a mighty click, you have slain the impassible DASTARDLY SEAL. The door is now unlocked.