Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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Wesley> Photosynthesize, it must be day again

Nope, WESLEY is still in HOMEOSTATIC INANIMATE STANDBY MODE.

>Drop the DART and take the GAS CANISTER.

>Re-equip the dang SCALPEL

Bob> Ahem... using the scalpel, carve the crust of the sandwich into a kamikaze headband

You drop the RED DART, taking the GAS TANK and SCALPEL. You are at your maximum Equip limit for your current SKINCLENCH FACTOR. Using your FILTHCRAFT Skill, you carve yourself a rudimentary headband from the SPACE SANDWICH, then thoughtfully return the SANDWICH's remains to the BOX.

>Obtain the Witch Doctor's savage uniform. Make pretend to be a doctor and leave the room.

You consider pretending to be the WITCH DOCTOR. It might ease your escape, but you'd have to remove your current headwear, and your SKINCLENCH FACTOR would be reduced by 1 while transmogrified, forcing you to drop at least one of your precious pieces of ALMOST CERTAINLY USEFUL EQUIPMENT. Are you sure you want to do this?