Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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>transmogrify into a jellyfish. You can see right through their heads and will be able to see what the thing in your head is.

At your current SKILL level, your TRANSMOGRIFICATION consists entirely of crudely altering your shape, not your substance.

>Transmogrify into witch doctor and hide him in the closet

You'll need to empty the upright chest before you can stuff the WITCH DOCTOR into it.

>Use DART to pick the LOCK OF UNTOLD SEALINGS.

>Get SCALPEL
>Equip SCALPEL
>Get RICHES

You retrieve the RED DART and SCALPEL from the WITCH DOCTOR and the floor, respectively, and prepare to wield them against the BOX OF UNTOLD RICHES.


The tip of the RED DART snaps off in the BOX's lock when you try to pick it.
You try the SCALPEL.

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Success! Either you managed to pick the lock with the RED DART, or the BOX OF UNTOLD RICHES was never locked in the first place.
The RICHES are now TOLD. They appear to be a WHOLESOME LUNCH.

>W[img]images/smilies/aghast.gif[/img] TERRESTRIAL MADNESS

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WOOORLD MAAADNESS!!