Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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>NT: Smash PEBBLE into the DIODE. Let him revel in this moment of glory.

That DIODE's mocking glow has oppressed this rooftop for far too long. You send Agent Rubble on his(her?) first mission.

Success! Rubble has slain the DIODE, crushing its EPOXY LENS. It ceases to perversely spew its vile, efficient LIGHT into your domain.

>Attempt to wear the button cover as a hat.

You try to don the GREEN BUTTON COVER as a dapper hat.

Damn this PROBLEMATIC STEM!

>Failing that, attempt to make the rubble wear it as a hat

Ah, there we go.

Rubble looks quite fetching in the new GREEN FEZ.

Insert Appendage into Diode in an attempt to discover whether or not it is electrically charged.

Now that you've slain the dangerous DIODE, you decide to loot its miserable corpse, sticking your THORN into its socket.

Nope, nothing but 3 measly volts, if that. What a rip off.

>Ingest LED.

no wait.

>Set it on fire. THEN EAT IT.

THIS IS THE BEST SOLUTION EVER.

You come up with a BRILLIANT PLAN. Alas, you have no means of igniting the LED. And besides, it's been sort of broken into teensy-tiny pieces.