Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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> Bob: EVASIVE MANOEUVURES!

>Slightly increase altitude, slightly lower speed.

> Go up, decrease speed, maintain direction

Sorry I had to do this suggestion...

>DO A BARREL ROLL!!

You clumsily attempt a number of complicated maneuvers, most of which, if executed properly, would have sent you into the BARBARIC CHOPPING BLADES of the SAVAGE FLYING MACHINE. Fortunately or otherwise, your ROCKETEERING skill is too low for you to successfully kill yourself in this manner.

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At least you manage to shake off some FILTH and avoid being shot.

> Drop down, increase speed, reverse direction!

> Reverse direction and grab onto the bottom of the chopper, causing it to flip and
crash.

You decide to try something a little different and attempt to go underneath the SAVAGE FLYING MACHINE, the better to avoid its BLADES.

Ouch.

>Engage Afterburner / Booster.
>Rockets to MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!

Once again, subtlety has failed you. You know what you have to do.

(Click "Show" to continue.)

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You THRUST AWAY from the SAVAGE FLYING MACHINE, rocketing toward a PRIMITIVE BUILDING.

You have about a nanosecond to decide whether to crash through the LEFT WINDOW, the RIGHT WINDOW, or into the crude CONCRETE WALL of the building itself.