Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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> Flatten STRANGE ALTAR'S LID and throw at BEAST of BURDEN.

No longer armed with your adorable BARBARIAN DOLL, ORANGE, or WITHERED FRIENDSHIP BLOSSOM, you decide to use this planet's own scenery against it! Wishing you had the time and ability to flatten it into a more dangerous weapon, you seize the lid (or possibly the Mercy Seat) of the PRIMITIVE ALTAR to throw at the approaching BEAST OF BURDEN.

The BEAST catches the ALTAR COVER in its GAPING MAW!

At least it will buy you some time as the BEAST chews over your latest retort.

>Cover self in ASSORTED FILTH to try and make BEAST-OF-BURDEN disgusted enough to leave you alone.

A-HA! Your superior cunning leads you to put FILTH on your head in order to protect yourself.

Brilliant! You hope that it's mostly Easter grass.

Make like a tree and GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE

You think to yourself: trees have long lives. What would they do in a situation like this? This line of thought reminds you of your good and only friend Nigel, helplessly FERAL in the wilderness of this SAVAGE WORLD. You mustn't die now! Nigel needs you!

You activate your ROCKET SHOES and acquire the FLYING Action Trait, as well as the BLINDED Action Trait at 25% effectiveness, as moldy spaghetti partially obscures the visor of your SPACE SUIT.

Stay tuned, Space Opera fans! There'll be a NIGEL UPDATE when we return!
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(Probably the last update of the day, but by all means, keep pumping out suggestions!)