Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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> Why just stop at taking the FLUFFY WHITE SUBSTANCE with HIDEOUS SPACE LARVAE?! Take the FLUFFY WHITE SUBSTANCE with HIDEOUS SPACE LARVAE and equipped it as your new DEADLY WEAPON! Surely for it to be in the PRIMITIVE ALTAR along with ASSORTED FILTH, it must be either really important or unwanted by the NATIVES. Either way, it's a win!

Yes! These HIDEOUS SPACE LARVAE will be the perfect weapon for warding off the SAVAGES! You will be like unto a maggoty god!

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On second thought, the FLUFFY WHITE SUBSTANCE and HIDEOUS SPACE LARVAE are too crumbly to make an effective weapon; it would fall apart if you tried to pick it up.

>Put it on your head to save space.

You combine the LARVAE with your ORANGE YARMULKA to accentuate your headwear.

You are looking quite dapper!

You look back through the CRUDE BARRIER.

You think you see something moving beneath the BEAST-OF-BURDEN's semi-transparent carapace...
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You have been spotted by the BEAST-OF-BURDEN.