Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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> Scale chain-link fence

You think lustfully upon the untold riches that surely lie beyond that CRUDE BARRIER.


However, you think you'd better wait for your SPACE SUIT's ROCKET SHOES to cool down before attempting to "climb" anything.

> Search through TRASH.

You are curious as to why the BARBARIC SAVAGES of this planet would fill this PRIMITIVE ALTAR with filth. You decide to examine its contents more closely, in case they are hiding something valuable.

You are thankful that you are wearing your SPACE SUIT; this is quite disgusting. It's almost as if this PRIMITIVE ALTAR is being treated as little more than a WASTE RECEPTACLE. Perhaps there was a religious revolution recently.

Are you sure you want to dig through the filth? Y/N

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> MARVEL at fancy character sheet.

You should have seen the hand drawn one; it was terrible. :8oops: