Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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Attempt to deactivate flames without any regard for the laws of gravity.

You successfully deactivate both ROCKET SHOES and maintain a loose grip on your SPACE SUIT thanks to your SKINCLENCH FACTOR of 2.5.


You have lost the FLYING Action Trait and acquired the FALLING Action Trait Hangover.
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Spoiler

> Imagine a more BADASS song for the appropriate situation.

As your FALLING Action Trait Hangover comes to a welcome end in a BARBARIC FRUIT STAND, you are having trouble thinking of more appropriate music. Fortunately, the Benny Hill Theme seems to have stopped playing from your SPACE SUIT's speakers.