Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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Wiggle your way to friendship bulb to weakly cry upon it.

Nigel, Nigel... It seems like only yesterday that Nigel was a mere LEAFY APPENDAGE upon a horrible GREEN-EYED MONSTER. In fact, it was mere hours ago. And now, reduced to this: a bruised FRIENDSHIP BLOSSOM and a tangle of chlorophytic roots filled with ACID, trapped under an accursed and otherworldly SPACE VESSEL. You weep for the life that was cut so tragically short.

Wiggle your way hopelessly out of the bottom of the ship. Mourn the loss of your only son(daughter?) with a cliche "Whyyyyyyy???"

"WHYYYYYY??!"

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Spoiler
You have EVOLVED to LEVEL 3. All wounds have been healed, and your BLINDED and FLATTENED Action Traits have been deactivated.

You have EVOLVED the following SKILLS:
INTIMIDATE +1
XENOBOTANY +2
ZAPPIFICATION +2

You have lost the following SKILLS due to disuse:
TRANSMOGRIFY -1

Your HUG ANALOGUE has EVOLVED from VIGOROUS CUDDLE to PLAYFUL FOOTSIE.
Your SKINCLENCH FACTOR has increased by 0.5 and now stands at 2.5.
Your LEVERKINESIS Latent Ability has EVOLVED to Meta-Status Beta.
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Nigel has EVOLVED to LEVEL 2. All Nigel's wounds have been healed, but his FLATTENED Action Trait cannot deactivate at this time.

Nigel has EVOLVED the following Skills:
BLOOMICATE +1
ROOTIFY +1
THORNBERRY +1

Nigel has gained access to the TURGOR PRESSURE Action Trait.