Space Opera - The Drip Chronicles

Originally posted on MSPA by thriggle.

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You crawl painfully from the pit.


You have EVOLVED to LEVEL 2! All your wounds have been healed!

You have EVOLVED the following SKILLS:
TRANSMOGRIFY +1
XENOBOTANY +1
ZAPPIFICATION +2

Your HUG ANALOGUE has EVOLVED from AFFECTIONATE NUZZLE to VIGOROUS CUDDLE.
Your SKINCLENCH FACTOR has increased by 1.

>MOURN the death of your friend/attempted murderer and bury his remaining remains in the HOLE.

You are quite saddened by the loss of your only known enemy. You drop the GREEN-EYED MONSTER REMAINS in the PIT, kicking down the sides a bit in an attempt to bury them.

The GREEN-EYED MONSTER is no more. All that remains is a SAVAGE SAPLING.

> Do a KIRBY DANCE to celebrate your survival.

You do the rare and ancient Kirby Dance of Celebratory Mourning.

> Go see if that TREE wants to kill you as well.

You head off in the direction of the CRUDE TREE you saw earlier.

Upon closer inspection, it appears to be a PERFECTLY NORMAL TREE.