Re: The Grand Failure
07-16-2011, 03:25 AM
Fuuuuck ok you bastards drove me to this
<b>THE SIGNUP SHEET</b>
Username: Nottles and Schazer tagteam edition
Name: Misteri Roboto (chumhandle technocraticOats) aka the Duke of Darktime in LoBaC
Gender: Dude troll dude guy
Race: Troll but not the internet kind one from Alternia and his lusus is a Strylph called Gettysburg. Gettysburg actually killed his first lusus (a bladefishbeaset) but that was ok because Gettysburg told Misteri about a game he'd stolen from a thing called a first guardian and the game was called Sburg. Misteri played the game with his friends (including his kismesis Apollo Sixten) but then he ended up here.
Colour: You are technocraticOats and you hisss like se machines sat presserve your lussuss, sough ssome sink it irkssome.
Description: Misteri is a troll and better than everyone because he is a rebel. Also a highblood with psychic powers which he also doesn't use because he's a rebel. He doesn't like talking about them because he worries other trolls may be jealous and the only one that can be jealous is his kismesis Apollo. Misteri uses strife specibus hornskind because he has an implant in his skull that lets him attach lots of different horns. He charges at people speeding up using his psychic powers to defeat them.
Items/Abilities: Misteri has his horns in his strife specibus and has the Pchooooooooes that Vriska lent him so he can run fast. Apollo helped put all his sBurg software on his robot lusus computer discs so he can sit on his trollgundam lusus head and troll people. He also has Gettysburg who likes to help him sometimes but usually chatters about time time delicious time and it doesn't make much sense.
Biography: Surely they have some manner of tragic past that makes them more interesting, right? Tell it here. Misteri will never see the hate of his life (of six solar sweeps which is seventeen in human years) Apollo again. That's tragic.
<b>THE SIGNUP SHEET</b>
Username: Nottles and Schazer tagteam edition
Name: Misteri Roboto (chumhandle technocraticOats) aka the Duke of Darktime in LoBaC
Gender: Dude troll dude guy
Race: Troll but not the internet kind one from Alternia and his lusus is a Strylph called Gettysburg. Gettysburg actually killed his first lusus (a bladefishbeaset) but that was ok because Gettysburg told Misteri about a game he'd stolen from a thing called a first guardian and the game was called Sburg. Misteri played the game with his friends (including his kismesis Apollo Sixten) but then he ended up here.
Colour: You are technocraticOats and you hisss like se machines sat presserve your lussuss, sough ssome sink it irkssome.
Description: Misteri is a troll and better than everyone because he is a rebel. Also a highblood with psychic powers which he also doesn't use because he's a rebel. He doesn't like talking about them because he worries other trolls may be jealous and the only one that can be jealous is his kismesis Apollo. Misteri uses strife specibus hornskind because he has an implant in his skull that lets him attach lots of different horns. He charges at people speeding up using his psychic powers to defeat them.
Items/Abilities: Misteri has his horns in his strife specibus and has the Pchooooooooes that Vriska lent him so he can run fast. Apollo helped put all his sBurg software on his robot lusus computer discs so he can sit on his trollgundam lusus head and troll people. He also has Gettysburg who likes to help him sometimes but usually chatters about time time delicious time and it doesn't make much sense.
Biography: Surely they have some manner of tragic past that makes them more interesting, right? Tell it here. Misteri will never see the hate of his life (of six solar sweeps which is seventeen in human years) Apollo again. That's tragic.
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow