Grand Battle High

Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.

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> "Oh come on I was unconscious literally moments ago and you were standing right there so you know I was unconscious. How am I supposed to fall unconscious after killing him? It's an obvious set-up. Besides, if I was going to kill him his head'd be off. None of that mucking about with potentially-survivable chest wounds. But anyway. What are you two doing here? Someone sent you along, didn't they?"

"Like hell I'm the killer. I was freaking unconscious 'til just now. And how 'bout you? Oh, you just happened to be nearby to witness me murder...who the hell is this guy anyways."

"Zach something-or-whatever."

"That guy."



"Hey now, we're witnesses. And also I'm your judge. And executioner. And also the detective. And upon initial investigation, you're the prime suspect soooooo you better come quiiieettly~~~ else you'll look even more suspiciouuuuus~"



"If you're supposed to be the damn detective, then aren't you even going to do anything beyond 'glance at the scene of the crime' you moron? And you can't be the judge and the executioner. Not to mention you are completely disregarding the proper procedure for this sort of thing."

"No, no, no, you see, it's never the first suspect, but first the first suspect has to be arrested and then some thrilling evidence is found that clears him and--"

"Stop. You're an idiot."



"Why hello there. I can't help but notice how you three students are not in class. Now, I wonder why that could be. Maybe you would be kind enough to enlighten me?"

Awwww snap looks like our protagonist(s?) got landed into some trouble BUT LOOK LET'S SWITCH TO SOME OTHER PLACE.



Yeeeaaaahh so smooth.



"So, yeah, this is the best part of Health class or whatever, which is why I always teach this portion and crap."



"HeymansorryI'mlategotcaughtupinsomethingI'lljusts itdownnow"

"YOU. Lloyd guy. The hell were you late and do you have a pass."

"...Do you actually care...?"

"The fuck I do. Sit your ass down so I can talk about sex."