Grand Battle High

Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.

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More gods: Come in and be the reason why Soft hates this class so much.

The rest of the class file in slowly. And, of course, they're all gods, as people realized that it probably wasn't a good idea to have gods in the same classrooms as mortals considering their god power stuff and crap and how it would likely be unfair and probably be disastrous and at least gods with gods were likely not to go and kill each other and crap.

Oh, except Hoss isn't a god. But it turns out that it was better to isolate him from practically everybody else after the whole Gun-Totting-Locked-Offices-Carbon-Monoxide incident. At least you think that's what it was called.

Oh, and Wolf is...sort of not a god? You're not actually sure about him.



Ekelhaft surrounds a seat in the back as usual. Everybody gives him a wide berth as usual.



Of course, as soon as everybody comes in, they start chatting about really inane things and gossiping and crap. You're not listening, but you can probably guess what the gist of their stupid conversations are. Stuff like

"Heeey Ur, wassup? Think I can swing on by later to ask some help on some homework?"

"Eh."

"Stop bothering her, Vex."

"Oh shut up. I'm not bothering her. Am I, Ur?"

"Eh."

And stuff like

"You're in my seat."

"No I'm not."

"Yes you are."

"Nuh-uh."

And

"Heya Wolfie wanna have a conversation that is just me furthering my own schemes and plots and you going 'Uh?'"

"Uh..."

And also

"Blub."

In any case class starts now and stuff so you better look at your lesson plan and reorganize your shipping wall to fit the freshmen and crap.



Uh, what?



OH MY GOD



A canister suddenly drops into the room. It opens to reveal Ouroborous! Or at least a collection of Ouroborites.



Considering who's in the classroom though, they're not really much of a problem.



And....conversation goes back to normal.

You briefly wonder who could have done such a thing.

Actually you already know who could have done such a thing.

To be clearer, you already know who did it.

You'll have to deal with it later because you can't just up and leave the class and



Oh okay.

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The moral here is: I totally don't think things through and also watch me horribly maim your characters.