Grand Battle High

Originally posted on MSPA by MalkyTop.

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>Do some barely-believable mathbabble geniusing to figure out which locker they're in and find out the combination.

The noise of books falling came from the locker next to yours. You therefore deduce that your books are in the locker next to yours. LOGIC.

Run into Dorukomets, who is confident he can find your books, since he's so good at that (as well as everything else obviously)

As you wonder about what the hell you're going to do with this mess, you hear a voice!



"Do not worry, for I, Dorukomets, will retrieve your books! I have witnessed the events that have transpired, and I am very confident that I can help you out of this predicament!"

That is some preeetty ridiculous armor.

"Uh, maybe I'm wrong, but, uh--"



It doesn't take the ghost thing long to realize that he can't actually touch anything physical, so while he definitely can bypass the locked locker problem, he can't exactly pick up your books for you.



"Alas and alack, your books are now irretrievable. Lost forever. Gone. A task insurmountable by even me--"

"Problems, dude?"

"Yeah, damn Syvex teleported my books into this locker."

"Bummer. Maybe I can conjure them."

"Magic tricks? I love magic tricks!"



"Yeah, it really would be cool if you could--"

"Alakazam!"

"...That's not even remotely close to being a book."

"OH MY GOSH HOW DID YOU DO THAT."



"Um, uh, this actually might take a while."

Oh great.

"SO INCREDIBLE."



"Hey man, did I hear you need a door to open and stuff?"

"Actually a locker--"

"Close enough. I can totally do it. Just watch out for me, 'kay?"

"Uh...why...?"

"Girl that owns it, she's craaaaazy."

Oh great.



"Uh, you see my books"

"What?"



"Yeah, right, right."

"Okay, what are you even looking at--"



"What the hell are you guys doing with my locker."

"Uh."



"Good luck, man, you'll probably need it." And then Jeremy (that bastard) climbs into the locker and shuts the door behind him. Briefly, you hear a shocked scream coming from the girl's bathroom.

Unfortunately, there is still a pretty ticked-off girl right in front of you.

"Seriously. What the hell were you doing with my locker."

"Uh."