E-gallow Time

E-gallow Time
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E-gallow Time
In which I compose some kind of obituary for those summarily executed or exiled for crimes against my State.

The main crime is not being a people, and is punishable by being unpersoned, as has happened to:

Five users who clearly did not possess foreheads on which they could staple notes with their email passwords written on them - as a direct result of this design flaw, they failed to get their accounts activated before I noticed they all shared a taste in piss-poor usernames and IP addresses. I can't actually remember who they are, but you hopefully won't miss 'em too much.

AbbortStafford has meanwhile been struck through with a, uh, strikethrough, after peddling penis enhancements from their signature. This would not stand, so they now exist as a warning to other cock-extension clerks, prehensile prick-pawners, and nefarious manhood merchants.

(Also because having a banned user lets Pines mess around with how to dress it up nice when it's sitting around in the Memberlist and suchlike.)

This concludes the day's usernukings; Eagle Time Forums wish you a pleasant day!


Messages In This Thread
E-gallow Time - by Schazer - 01-20-2012, 10:30 AM
RE: E-gallow Time - by Schazer - 02-03-2012, 12:00 PM
RE: E-gallow Time - by Schazer - 02-09-2012, 05:03 AM
RE: E-gallow Time - by Schazer - 02-20-2012, 10:53 AM
RE: E-gallow Time - by Schazer - 03-06-2012, 08:34 PM
RE: E-gallow Time - by g0m - 03-06-2012, 08:52 PM
RE: E-gallow Time - by Pick Yer Poison - 03-10-2012, 11:59 PM
RE: E-gallow Time - by Schazer - 03-11-2012, 01:44 AM
RE: E-gallow Time - by Not The Author - 03-11-2012, 06:37 AM
RE: E-gallow Time - by btp - 03-11-2012, 04:12 PM
RE: E-gallow Time - by Not The Author - 03-12-2012, 01:29 AM
RE: E-gallow Time - by pharmdrugs - 03-12-2012, 05:22 AM
RE: E-gallow Time - by btp - 03-12-2012, 10:22 PM
RE: E-gallow Time - by Schazer - 12-03-2012, 11:24 PM