Palavra (Revival Contest)

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Grab it by the ears and use it as a flail.

While the :< nibbles lightly on your hair, you seize your opportunity.





Specifically, you grab it by the ears and use it as a convenient weapon.





The opportunity crashes into the emoticon catcher's fac- you know what? You decide that that whole metaphor fell to shit before you even started swinging that dumb :< at its master.





As the emoticon catcher falls to the ground stunned by its own emoticon, your IRRITABILITY GAUGE begins flashing in a particularly annoying way. Something has to be done about this.