Oh God Why: Day Three: IT'S LOOOOOOSE (18/30)

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Spoiler#568 - threats to pilfer poor orphaned hounds
#572 - again, disregard for murderdog ownership laws
#573 - "I am strictly nonviolent except when it comes to dogs" - remember this one
#578 - claims of non-existent outdoor space, threats to neuter despite no proof of necessary training experience or relevant qualifications, hollow promotion against the "Truth In Advertising" policy
#581 - asseverations concerning the absence of paperwork despite its absolute unwaverable necessity by law, 'less trees' rather than the grammatically correct 'fewer trees', imposition of a backwards bartering economy ripe for corruption
#587 - "No man could visit the Ranch and survive!"; also, insinuating the insanity of a fine and upstanding community member
#590 - distribution of misleading information, quite likely for personal gain
#594 - again, misleading and in this particular instance deliberately false information, intended to belittle aforementioned community treasure
#596 - repeated mistreatment and insult of community icon
#600 - disregard for the concerns of murderdog owners, awkwardly brushed aside
#604 - impersonating a charitable organisation
#608 - pictographic evidence detailing the MURDER of the community member with whom the previous interactions had taken place; note #573
#615 - the entirety of this frankly abominable missive
#618 - hostile language, foreboding and menacing, threat of illegal neutering, references to fake charity
#653 - numerous acts of violence and aggression, multiple illegal neuterings, kidnapping, sinister remarks: "You fools! No one can stop me from achieving my ImMurdertality! No one!"
#703 - possession of weapons of mass destruction, manslaughter (even if the victim was malevolent, and the deed potentially involuntary)
#707 - further threats of murder
#805 - backtracking, eating of words, panicking; all sure signs of admittance to wrongdoing

I really ought to go to bed.

Alternative evidence: I'm the most badass heroic town motherfucker you ever did see in this game, All-Stars was a fluke, the dozen other games were not