Re: Hamfia - DAY TWO - 404 HAM NOT FOUND
12-19-2011, 05:30 AM
Hi, I'm here, sorry. I kinda forgot to keep checking the board after Thursday. WHY ARE NIGHTS SO LONG.
Also, I didn't even know there was a vote on Mirdini when I voted for him, but that's my fault for being too lazy.
BUT GUYS I WENT ON MY FIRST DATE TONIGHT!
![[Image: me_gusta_by_megustaplz-d30cns2.jpg]](https://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/281/2/a/me_gusta_by_megustaplz-d30cns2.jpg)
Anyways. I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE ALL VOTING ME BECAUSE I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN AND I DONT NEED NO MAN. (except the one I went on a date with tonight. did i mention that?! :D)
But I ain't scum. Das fo sho. Anyway here's how Wheat and Jacquerel died. I'm not entirely sure of their genders, but in the story Wheat's a girl and Jacquerel is a guy.
Also, I didn't even know there was a vote on Mirdini when I voted for him, but that's my fault for being too lazy.
BUT GUYS I WENT ON MY FIRST DATE TONIGHT!
Anyways. I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE ALL VOTING ME BECAUSE I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT BLACK WOMAN AND I DONT NEED NO MAN. (except the one I went on a date with tonight. did i mention that?! :D)
But I ain't scum. Das fo sho. Anyway here's how Wheat and Jacquerel died. I'm not entirely sure of their genders, but in the story Wheat's a girl and Jacquerel is a guy.
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Jacquerel was so excited. He had finally gathered up the courage to ask the local slut out on a date, and Wheat had accepted! Chances were good that Jac was going to get some tonight.
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jacquerel is excited.
They had agreed to meet at Old Fogley's Farm for a picnic, and Jac knew what awaited him after the meal. He'd seen enough of the Internet to surmise that he'd become a man on that blanket and possibly contract crabs.
![[Image: ugly%20girl%200.bmp]](https://www.28th-infantry-division.us/store/ugly%20girl%200.bmp)
wheat. probably has crabs.
When Wheat arrived, Jac had already set up a blanket and various plates of food, along with a lit candle for atmosphere. "oooh, dat dur is so nice <object_sfx="i_like_it.jpg">" said Wheat. Jac was pleased that she approved.
They had a surprisingly deep conversation throughout the course of the meal, but Jac's hand began to sweat as they were finishing up. "Sooo..." he trailed off as he cleared their plates out of the way, "I really like you." Wheat had already leaned forward and was reaching to unbutton Jac's pants. "Wait, wait," he said, and pulled a condom out of his pocket. He wanted to make sure that even if there was just contact from her mouth that he was protected. He had never used one before (as he had no need to, being a virgin), but got it on surprisingly well. It seemed to sting a little bit, but he let Wheat take care of it.
She was good at what she did, but his member continued to sting and burn. He seemed to be swelling up a little bit too, but he didn't mention it and just let Wheat think he was naturally that big. It turns out that Jac had an extremely severe latex allergy and it was being worsened by the saliva and friction. He was uncomfortable but wanted to man up and take it.
Soon, his member grew so enlarged that Wheat couldn't take it out of her mouth. This concerned her as it grew tighter and tighter against her mouth. They both were in extreme pain when Jac's extremity finally exploded, ripping off Wheat's jaw as both they both began to bleed horrifically.
A nearby wolf smelled the blood and was attracted and happy to find two useless humans writhing on the floor bleeding out. He took advantage and struck at the woman's coated throat until her heart beat no more. The male had gotten up terrified, and was running for his life. Unfortunately for him, he tripped and fell face first...
The wolf's job was done for him and he feasted on the remains of the two lovers under the light of the full moon, with a nice blanket and lit candle to comfort him.
Jacquerel was so excited. He had finally gathered up the courage to ask the local slut out on a date, and Wheat had accepted! Chances were good that Jac was going to get some tonight.
jacquerel is excited.
They had agreed to meet at Old Fogley's Farm for a picnic, and Jac knew what awaited him after the meal. He'd seen enough of the Internet to surmise that he'd become a man on that blanket and possibly contract crabs.
wheat. probably has crabs.
When Wheat arrived, Jac had already set up a blanket and various plates of food, along with a lit candle for atmosphere. "oooh, dat dur is so nice <object_sfx="i_like_it.jpg">" said Wheat. Jac was pleased that she approved.
They had a surprisingly deep conversation throughout the course of the meal, but Jac's hand began to sweat as they were finishing up. "Sooo..." he trailed off as he cleared their plates out of the way, "I really like you." Wheat had already leaned forward and was reaching to unbutton Jac's pants. "Wait, wait," he said, and pulled a condom out of his pocket. He wanted to make sure that even if there was just contact from her mouth that he was protected. He had never used one before (as he had no need to, being a virgin), but got it on surprisingly well. It seemed to sting a little bit, but he let Wheat take care of it.
She was good at what she did, but his member continued to sting and burn. He seemed to be swelling up a little bit too, but he didn't mention it and just let Wheat think he was naturally that big. It turns out that Jac had an extremely severe latex allergy and it was being worsened by the saliva and friction. He was uncomfortable but wanted to man up and take it.
Soon, his member grew so enlarged that Wheat couldn't take it out of her mouth. This concerned her as it grew tighter and tighter against her mouth. They both were in extreme pain when Jac's extremity finally exploded, ripping off Wheat's jaw as both they both began to bleed horrifically.
A nearby wolf smelled the blood and was attracted and happy to find two useless humans writhing on the floor bleeding out. He took advantage and struck at the woman's coated throat until her heart beat no more. The male had gotten up terrified, and was running for his life. Unfortunately for him, he tripped and fell face first...
![[Image: istockphoto_365352-trap.jpg]](https://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/365352/2/istockphoto_365352-trap.jpg)
The wolf's job was done for him and he feasted on the remains of the two lovers under the light of the full moon, with a nice blanket and lit candle to comfort him.