Re: Hamfia - DAY TWO - 404 HAM NOT FOUND
12-18-2011, 10:22 PM
I take issue with your WILD and BASELESS accusations, Dragon Fogel (IF THAT REALLY IS YOUR REAL NAME).
Why, this fine and glorious dawn only began a mere FOURTEEN HOURS ago, during which I was engaged in TOP SECRET VITAL MISSIONS for my REAL LIFE. The fact that you dare IMPUGN my HONOR by suggesting my complicity in anything else is INCONCEIVABLE.
HOWEVER, I must concur that IF the rest of my delinquent fellows do not show up in good and proper time, they may be WORTH EXAMINING. The man I am most interested in, however, is one SIR BRIAN (THAT IS A VOTE, Good Sir Paranoia).
GASP
as he replaces in, MURDERING his previous player.
BE APPALLED
as he VOTES UPON MY AUGUST PERSON, joining that COWARDLY ROGUE, WHEEEEEEATTHINS (who had it coming) on a most MUSICAL VEHICLE.
THIS SLY HAMFIA PLOT TO MISLYNCH ME UPON THE FIRST DAY (I WAS BUT A VOTE FROM LYNCHING BY THE END OF IT!) WILL NOT STAND.