Re: Hamfia - Night One - HAM SALAD
12-17-2011, 03:42 AM
and then day started and oh god wheat noooooooo wheat died.
so did jacquerel but he was a creepy tool.
Wheat was RUBY RHOD HERE TO MAKE THINGS FABULOUS. MURDER AND ACTION SCENES WITH UGLY AS SIN MONSTERS 'AINT FABULOUS SO HE WAS ALIGNED WITH THE TOWN.
Jacquerel was Gaston, that one dude who wanted to get in Belle's pants and went to alarmingly great lengths once more for another shot - specifically he hoped to impress her by murdering a bunch of dudes with his friends. he was part of the hamfia.
*a tap on the shoulder* "Uh sir? I think you have the reports mixed up."
Oh. So I do.
Ahem.
Wheatthins was actually Zorg, attempting to clear the path for him and his associates to get to some mysterious artifact or the other. He was very hands on in his methods - he could select the hamfia's night kill flavor - preferably one involving a lot of gun n' explosions - and would carry it out for them.
He was the mafia hitman.
Jacquerel was actually... Gaston, but he had gone on a different type of spree in order to possibly woo Belle - He was invested in using his tracking skills in order to see where people went at night - and then using that knowledge to possibly lead senselessly violent lynches of the perpetrators.
He was a tracker, aligned with the town for a spectacularly creepy reason.
"How'd they die sir?"
From what I understand - robots and explosions. A lot of robot n' explosions.
"That doesn't really answer how either died."
Shut it voice in my head.
1. SOLARIS
2. DRAGON FOGEL
3. SRUIXAN
4. WOFFLES
5. NIALLBRIAN
6. MURDERINI
7. PICK YER POISON
8. PROFESSOR LIZZARD
9. BTPCAT
10. GRANOLAMAN
With e1rror1 alive it takes err6r to lynch, and 3rror for a softlynch.
so did jacquerel but he was a creepy tool.
Wheat was RUBY RHOD HERE TO MAKE THINGS FABULOUS. MURDER AND ACTION SCENES WITH UGLY AS SIN MONSTERS 'AINT FABULOUS SO HE WAS ALIGNED WITH THE TOWN.
Jacquerel was Gaston, that one dude who wanted to get in Belle's pants and went to alarmingly great lengths once more for another shot - specifically he hoped to impress her by murdering a bunch of dudes with his friends. he was part of the hamfia.
*a tap on the shoulder* "Uh sir? I think you have the reports mixed up."
Oh. So I do.
Ahem.
Wheatthins was actually Zorg, attempting to clear the path for him and his associates to get to some mysterious artifact or the other. He was very hands on in his methods - he could select the hamfia's night kill flavor - preferably one involving a lot of gun n' explosions - and would carry it out for them.
He was the mafia hitman.
Jacquerel was actually... Gaston, but he had gone on a different type of spree in order to possibly woo Belle - He was invested in using his tracking skills in order to see where people went at night - and then using that knowledge to possibly lead senselessly violent lynches of the perpetrators.
He was a tracker, aligned with the town for a spectacularly creepy reason.
"How'd they die sir?"
From what I understand - robots and explosions. A lot of robot n' explosions.
"That doesn't really answer how either died."
Shut it voice in my head.
1. SOLARIS
2. DRAGON FOGEL
3. SRUIXAN
4. WOFFLES
5. NIALLBRIAN
6. MURDERINI
7. PICK YER POISON
8. PROFESSOR LIZZARD
9. BTPCAT
10. GRANOLAMAN
With e1rror1 alive it takes err6r to lynch, and 3rror for a softlynch.