Re: Hamfia - Day One - Overcooked HAM
12-11-2011, 12:30 PM
Schaz, that image exemplifies quite why I want you gone. My soul is now a quivering wreck, assailed as it was by the gouging glare and fearsome grin. Your leap upon Sir Granola is also perhaps an overreaction (who doesn't enjoy the odd spot of mindless murder every now and again?), but in a game supposed to glorify ham, who am I to judge the severity of reactions?
...and honestly, this whole husbando triangle thing wouldn't work without you here to preside over us. That would be such a shame. So for the time being, then, I'll unvote.
But now comes the tricky part - who to move my vote to? It's a decision rather deserved of pomp and circumstance; or rather, it would be had I any more than ten minutes. I'm currently eight minutes in, having read all the posts and spewed out all the above verbosity. Help.
...ack, screw it. Why take this seriously at all? Vote: Wojjan because let's face it, you always used to be scum. It's like your natural state or something, but is it still true nowadays? I dunno - let's find out.
I get the feeling I could have done better. HO HUM.
...and honestly, this whole husbando triangle thing wouldn't work without you here to preside over us. That would be such a shame. So for the time being, then, I'll unvote.
But now comes the tricky part - who to move my vote to? It's a decision rather deserved of pomp and circumstance; or rather, it would be had I any more than ten minutes. I'm currently eight minutes in, having read all the posts and spewed out all the above verbosity. Help.
...ack, screw it. Why take this seriously at all? Vote: Wojjan because let's face it, you always used to be scum. It's like your natural state or something, but is it still true nowadays? I dunno - let's find out.
I get the feeling I could have done better. HO HUM.