Re: Hamfia - Day One - Overcooked HAM
12-10-2011, 10:20 PM
Ha, how dare you call me shy! Me, a mousy milquetoast? The sheer cheek of such a scandalous assertion would normally warrant me unleashing my wrath (and let me assure you, you'd be rather wise to write your will beforehand), but in the interests of limiting our wanton killings to the democratic deaths alone, as much as it pains me to do so you shall have be spared...
...okay in the interest of finishing this post sometime this century I think I might just have to cut the in-character crap. It really doesn't suit me well either, even if it does provide me with an opportunity to flaunt my loquaciousness...
Now then, to business: from tomorrow afternoon, I shall be absent until unfortunately a while after the deadline, on account of being elsewhere on this fine isle that very likely shan't permit me internet access. I'm sure I'll be sorely missed, but you all must stay brave, even without my presence to guid you. To that end, I shall place my vote come the morrow - the decision shall not be taken lightly, I assure you, but as of yet I have frightfully little to base it on due to the general lackadasical approach we appear to be taking. So, people, do as the good Professor says; come out of hiding, please, and talk.
Otherwise I'm sticking with Schaz, because she's dangerous. Like, ridiculously lethal, even in small doses. An estimated 800 people die each year in New Zealand alone by inhaling her second-hand air, and anyone in an eleven mile radius suffer potentially fatal internal bleeding every time she calls for her husbandos. Please, stop this cruelty. Vote Schazer.
...ok I'm doing all my posts like this from now on...
...okay in the interest of finishing this post sometime this century I think I might just have to cut the in-character crap. It really doesn't suit me well either, even if it does provide me with an opportunity to flaunt my loquaciousness...
Now then, to business: from tomorrow afternoon, I shall be absent until unfortunately a while after the deadline, on account of being elsewhere on this fine isle that very likely shan't permit me internet access. I'm sure I'll be sorely missed, but you all must stay brave, even without my presence to guid you. To that end, I shall place my vote come the morrow - the decision shall not be taken lightly, I assure you, but as of yet I have frightfully little to base it on due to the general lackadasical approach we appear to be taking. So, people, do as the good Professor says; come out of hiding, please, and talk.
Otherwise I'm sticking with Schaz, because she's dangerous. Like, ridiculously lethal, even in small doses. An estimated 800 people die each year in New Zealand alone by inhaling her second-hand air, and anyone in an eleven mile radius suffer potentially fatal internal bleeding every time she calls for her husbandos. Please, stop this cruelty. Vote Schazer.
...ok I'm doing all my posts like this from now on...