Re: NoNoNightmare
07-10-2011, 12:32 AM
Originally posted on MSPA by KittenEater.
Well, you've gotta get that duck! The rules to fighting off an Eater run through your mind, and you feel like you can take him on...
But then common sense kicks in. You're a weakling with no weapons or powers to speak of. The rule about fighting when you're a weakling is to RUN.
You figure while you've got a lead you might as well frantically shout to the lumberjack that an Eater is coming this way.
The lumberjack doesn't seem to want to run.
"Ah, you found it? Alright then, just stay here and I'll take care of this."
And with that, he charges straight into the Eater's mouth. What is wrong with this guy? Doesn't he know about the rules to fighting Eaters?
"I got the duck."
YOU HAVE OBTAINED ONE DEAD, SLIGHTLY MOIST, BEAKLESS DUCK!
Well, you've gotta get that duck! The rules to fighting off an Eater run through your mind, and you feel like you can take him on...
But then common sense kicks in. You're a weakling with no weapons or powers to speak of. The rule about fighting when you're a weakling is to RUN.
You figure while you've got a lead you might as well frantically shout to the lumberjack that an Eater is coming this way.
The lumberjack doesn't seem to want to run.
"Ah, you found it? Alright then, just stay here and I'll take care of this."
And with that, he charges straight into the Eater's mouth. What is wrong with this guy? Doesn't he know about the rules to fighting Eaters?
"I got the duck."
YOU HAVE OBTAINED ONE DEAD, SLIGHTLY MOIST, BEAKLESS DUCK!
hahaha i wasted my time on all of you for 8 years.