Re: Hamfia - Day One - Overcooked HAM
12-06-2011, 11:28 PM
What kind of madness is this? Having tirelessly campaigned for this game to begin, promptly engraving every spelling mistake discovered in my role into the back of our host's skull, and upon it commencing I find myself beset by a most intolerable illness; my nose feels like it is currently home to a pair of bellicose hedgehogs, one up each nostril, who are trying to get it on through my septum whilst spewing uncontrollably - my head is enveloped in a deep, bilious fog - my throat, a desert dotted with myriad quivering spikes. I simply shall not stand for it! Nothing can stop me in my quest for ultimate power! NOTHI-
*hacking cough*
...but what's this? My accursed nemesis is here? This defies outrageous! Begone, you, before the very sight of you burns my eyes!
Vote: Schaz
*hacking cough*
...but what's this? My accursed nemesis is here? This defies outrageous! Begone, you, before the very sight of you burns my eyes!
Vote: Schaz
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