Man-man

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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> Accuse him of stealing the CD



"What if someone just took the CD before it could be used? Someone like...YOU?"

"I would bother arguing, but I think it's clear I didn't take it because if I had any possible method of talking to anyone other than my...coworker over there, I would already be using it."

> Stick the shovel head in the CD slot. That can't possibly go wrong.



"I've got an idea. Stand back."

"Wait, where are you going with that?"



"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"





"STARTUP CD ACCEPTED. BEGINNING TRANSMISSION."



"Oh god. You! Secretary! Get me one of those first aid things!"

"All we got was an MRI scanner!"

"HAVE THOSE GUYS DELIVERED A SINGLE THING CORRECTLY IN THEIR LIVES?!"



"I think he stopped breathing! Oh god what do I do what do I do what do I do--"



"Wait, why's all that electricity jumping from him to the machine?"



...where the hell did it go?

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