Man-man

Originally posted on MSPA by Pick Yer Poison.

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"I still can't believe what a smashing job we did today!"

"I still can't believe we were able to punch out the Grinch and get back in time for Santa Claus to be able to deliver us our presents!"

"I still can't believe that actually happened."

"I still can't believe that wasn't enough to get me off the naughty list!"

> Time to investigate into the volcano itself.



"What do you mean it BROKE? How the hell does a volcano BREAK?"

"I don't know! It just stopped working all of a sudden!"

"Oh, good thinking! Let's keep hitting buttons! Maybe that'll help!"

"I don't even know what I'm doing! I'm not a scientist!"



"The hell are you doing here, then?!"

"Working as a secretary's really stressful, okay? They left the records unguarded! I thought this would be a nice vacation!"



"So THIS is why you weren't able to fix the communications relay!"

"Hey, that technician had plenty of vacation days! He didn't need a relaxing break!"

"DOES THIS LOOK RELAXING TO YOU? AT ALL? IN ANY CONCEIVABLE SENSE!?"

"...m-maybe?"

"If there were anyone else around, I would ask them to PLEASE KILL ME NOW. As it is I think you'd probably just botch up the job."

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